Big Mouth's Basement

welcome to my pad...ok, my basement LoL! I must stress that im a vulgar individual that lacks tact and common sense. chances are something on this site will eventually offend you... and thats, ok. This is where i come to speak my mind, share a lil bit of my insanity and basically...relax my BIG brain and run my mouth about useless topics.

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Here is the deal. I love to STIR the SHIT POT lol. Sometimes I like to write poetry, sometimes I like to share some deep inner thoughts -BUT- for the mostpart, I just like to brainstorm...that's why I love being a BIG MOUTH. What I like even more is FEEDBACK. Please leave a comment and I would love to have some spirited discussion on any topic, then CRUSH you with my BIG BRAIN! So check out the blog, stay awhile and come back often. Have a great time - eat dirt. all material is copywrited.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

* ring ring * goes the lil Bell...

Today im rollerblading along a lovely path, its a beautiful day and of course blessed with some BEAUTIFUL company. The sun is out, theres a nice cool breeze and watching the passers go by and on top of all this...its right by the water!

There were also a lot of people out on their bicycles. Now i dont go rollerblading on this path all that often, but it became quite evident after just a few moments that this was a very HIGH traffic pathway. Theres a point coming soon....

Now after a few moments of blading I hear a RING! It was someone one their bicycle coming from behind on me and they just wanted to give me the heads up to make sure i didnt go wide and have them run my face into the ground, possibly bashing up my BIG MOUTH. I obviously hear this ring and make sure to keep to my side of the path. and THAT got me thinking LoL....

Not only is this a good tool for bicycles, but i could definately use one of these things in the mall. Possibly on the streets of downtown, even without a bicycle. In the mall especially when people are CONSTANTLY coming to COMPLETE HALTS in the middle of the people flow, like they are in the fu@king matrix or something and everything slows down for them. If i had a BELL, i could just RING it when im coming up on their @sshole and they could move aside. Or when im walking on a busy sidewalk and there are some old ladies doing their sunday WALKING, side by side...blocking up the entire throughway. I could ring my bell REAL loud until they heard it, then they could move aside. Of course, this bell would be accompanied by a loud speaker for optimal efficiancy... "Failure to move aside may lead to a kick in the box, or your nuts out your @ss."

Oh and since im on the topic of bells, cycling and ringing - the gas station pisses me off.
bad segue LoL.

Today i pull up to the gas station and all the pumps are taken but one. The HUGE problem is that its on the side that most dont have their gas tank on, so this makes for a fu@king mess of course. Because it would make too much sence to just pull your car around to the side in which your gas tank sits on instead of backing up traffic onto the fu@king street. This makes me want to drag individuals out of their car, cram the pump down their throats and pour in the petro. when they finish crying and begging for their lives, I will then dowse this individuals face with more gasoline and light a match. Yes, im an angry tortured soul.

Once - I ate a caterpillar.

End of Blog.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

good fukken read

Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:48:00 PM  
Blogger Big mouth said...

i would hope "FUKKEN" so...

Thursday, April 20, 2006 7:02:00 PM  
Blogger DJ MotorCityMonk said...

I think it's about time you go fukk yourself.


Just kidding.

From Howard Stern this morning: www.oldestgangbang.com

Friday, April 21, 2006 6:00:00 AM  

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