I Hate Value Village
Let me tell you why, cause im a dude! Not a lot of stuff at this joint for 28 year old men. Let me explain why this is. This store exists due to people generosity, which means that people donate their goods and value village sells them.
How is it that this store has great things for chicks, because girls have taste. A girl could relinquish 5o% of her closet and a solid 35% of the clothing would totally rock... females have a good eye for fashion , take a look at their closets. They have far too much clothing to even keep track of, its ridiculous. In fact, women in North America have enough clothing to fashion the ENTIRE FU@KING GLOBE! There is no reason, no excuse to see commercials on TV with starving children in rags! At the very least there should be starving children on TV with a nice pair of slacks and a well collared T-shirt.
Same goes for kids, children love their toys... the only time they dont want to play with an older toy is when a NEW toy comes out. That doesnt mean the old toy isnt good anymore, the old toy still ROCKS... but its not a NEW toy, so they eventually make their way to the village as well. There are always some cool playthings for the kids, its basically like children trading in their toys for other toys. A toy doesnt have to be in a air tight package for a kid to consider it to be a NEW TOY. Value Village is basically a crack house for kids.
Men are fu@king idiots when it comes to dressing themselves. This is why this place is useless when it comes to being a man who actually knows how to dress himself. If youre a LUMBERJACK, this place is Le Chateau for men for you. You live on the street and need some rags to wipe your @ss, value village is the place for you. The only other reason i could see a man walking into this place to buy some gear, he's blind.
This joint has one saving grace for the 28 year old man...pants, they have some decent JEANS.
The dress pants all have pleats in them, something Napoleon Dynamite would frown upon, they are a joke. I cant see who would wear these, i could knit better slacks myself. If i were to fashion these pants on anybody, it would most likey be a retarded person (mentally challenged) that drooled and soiled himself a lot, you know. Someone who isnt too concerned about his gear.
which made me think, how come DOCKERS pants doesnt TARGET the mentally challenged demographic, at least the ones that drool a lot. Yeah, im a Bastard... But theres an untouched market out there and ill be the one to crack it wide open. Im going to buy all the $2 dress slacks at value village, waterproof the pants and start making some cash.
Im going to hell and I can't wait....
-BIG MOUTH-
How is it that this store has great things for chicks, because girls have taste. A girl could relinquish 5o% of her closet and a solid 35% of the clothing would totally rock... females have a good eye for fashion , take a look at their closets. They have far too much clothing to even keep track of, its ridiculous. In fact, women in North America have enough clothing to fashion the ENTIRE FU@KING GLOBE! There is no reason, no excuse to see commercials on TV with starving children in rags! At the very least there should be starving children on TV with a nice pair of slacks and a well collared T-shirt.
Same goes for kids, children love their toys... the only time they dont want to play with an older toy is when a NEW toy comes out. That doesnt mean the old toy isnt good anymore, the old toy still ROCKS... but its not a NEW toy, so they eventually make their way to the village as well. There are always some cool playthings for the kids, its basically like children trading in their toys for other toys. A toy doesnt have to be in a air tight package for a kid to consider it to be a NEW TOY. Value Village is basically a crack house for kids.
Men are fu@king idiots when it comes to dressing themselves. This is why this place is useless when it comes to being a man who actually knows how to dress himself. If youre a LUMBERJACK, this place is Le Chateau for men for you. You live on the street and need some rags to wipe your @ss, value village is the place for you. The only other reason i could see a man walking into this place to buy some gear, he's blind.
This joint has one saving grace for the 28 year old man...pants, they have some decent JEANS.
The dress pants all have pleats in them, something Napoleon Dynamite would frown upon, they are a joke. I cant see who would wear these, i could knit better slacks myself. If i were to fashion these pants on anybody, it would most likey be a retarded person (mentally challenged) that drooled and soiled himself a lot, you know. Someone who isnt too concerned about his gear.
which made me think, how come DOCKERS pants doesnt TARGET the mentally challenged demographic, at least the ones that drool a lot. Yeah, im a Bastard... But theres an untouched market out there and ill be the one to crack it wide open. Im going to buy all the $2 dress slacks at value village, waterproof the pants and start making some cash.
Im going to hell and I can't wait....
-BIG MOUTH-
posted by Big mouth | 1:43 PM
1 Comments:
Your best one yet in my opinion.
And there aren't a lot of nice ladies things at Value Village. None that i can find anyway. Sometimes you can get some cheap "art". I have something cool hanging in my living room. Sometimes they even have great '80's art, like pictures of profiles of women's faces, made up in '80's style makeup, in the foreground of the picture, and howling wolves or tigers or unicorns on a rock by a waterfall in the background. Any pic like this would make a great wedding present for couples you don't like.
Mac
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