Big Mouth's Basement
welcome to my pad...ok, my basement LoL! I must stress that im a vulgar individual that lacks tact and common sense. chances are something on this site will eventually offend you... and thats, ok. This is where i come to speak my mind, share a lil bit of my insanity and basically...relax my BIG brain and run my mouth about useless topics.
About Me
- Name: Big mouth
- Location: Canada
Here is the deal. I love to STIR the SHIT POT lol. Sometimes I like to write poetry, sometimes I like to share some deep inner thoughts -BUT- for the mostpart, I just like to brainstorm...that's why I love being a BIG MOUTH. What I like even more is FEEDBACK. Please leave a comment and I would love to have some spirited discussion on any topic, then CRUSH you with my BIG BRAIN! So check out the blog, stay awhile and come back often. Have a great time - eat dirt. all material is copywrited.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
I'm a Fu@king idiot....
I had been cleaning the house last week; throughout the passing days...I was accumulating waste around the house. Now because I love the environment, I don’t throw out my garbage unless its absolutely wretched, or full. This time around, I usually keep it around the front door when I'm ready to throw it out so I don’t procrastinate TOO much...it gives me that lil added incentive to take it out when I have to look at it every time I enter or exit my living space.
Well this past Friday, I decided to wash ALL my underwear and socks...ALL of them because I don’t like to do a wash until I have the majority of my shi@t to wash, again...cause I love mother earth unlike most of you fu@kers.
Oh yeah, by the way...I do my laundry in garbage bags because I’m too fu@king cheap, and lazy...to buy a hamper.
Anyways, I was looking around for my underwear and socks Saturday night and for the life of me, couldn’t find them... I searched all my closets and everything. Then it dawned on me. The garbage HADNT been thrown out. I accidentally took all my socks and undies and threw them in the FU@KING DUMPSTER! Just writing about this makes me feel like a total douche, until I remember, “Hey…I’m ME” then... its all good :D
The most incredible thing is that its a lil bit of a trek for me to get all my stuff to the dumpster and not for one second did I even have an inkling that I was throwing out my stuff LoL.
Big Mouth.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
The INTIMATE relationship....
Now why Big Mouth, do you hate Value Village... WHY?! Well i'll tell ya why, as we rummage through the crawl space of Big Mouth's Basement and pull out a vintage BLOG called, I HATE VALUE VILLAGE.
Enjoy,
Big Mouth.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Bill "The Bumper" Gates....
This car is the future.
The marketing is brilliant, yes...they are going to get the attention of younger buyers and the gimmick lovers. At the same time, they have people so "FOCUSED" on the technology...their hoping that consumers completely forget that the FORD FOCUS is a piece of SHIT! No shots of the interior to peak the buyers interest, nothing on the cars specs...nadda! Just a whole bunch of "Hey, look at all the COOL FU@KING SHI@T this car can do" LoL.
Big Mouth.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Dara
Dara is someone that I have known since I was a kid, we went to school together, we lived one street down from one another and I was also the neighborhood paperboy who delivered papers to her house. We first went to grade school together, later to meet up in high school..., which she graduated at the age of 15. (this is the exceptional type of person we are talking about here)
Well this past weekend was Dara's 3oth birthday and I was privileged enough to have been invited as part of this exclusive gathering of people. Dara and I reunited a few years back when she was visiting from the states where she is a successful professor...We were both out and about one night after the clubs and bumped into one another, a pleasant surprise. I went on to ask her about her family and so on, in which I was so fond of...and she informed me that her father had fallen ill with cancer. Immediately we made plans for me to visit the household and meet with Keith.
When I was a kid and delivered papers to the house, the family was always very kind to me...often inviting me in for some food, a drink of lemonade...or to play the piano for them :) I was always more than happy to be in their company and have fond memories of both Dara and her family... More so, I remember Keith vividly and his strong structure and captivating smile...a deep powerful voice, yet one of the gentlest individuals a person could encounter. Nonetheless I was fortunate to see him a few times before his passing...it was a blessing for the family to let me be a part of this process and something that I will be forever grateful for.
This is what has made for such a strong bond between me and my friend Dara who is one of the most exquisite people anyone would have the pleasure of meeting. She is a strong woman, intelligent, beautiful both inside and out with a heart too big for her body...she is compassionate, caring, kind and inspiring... SHE, is my friend.
...and that puts a smile on my face every time I say it :) Her family I hold dear, her friendship is sacred to me...I must have done something right in life to have someone so phenomenal, want me to be a part of their close circle of family and friends... It truly makes me feel special; it gives me a feeling of warmth to know that I have someone like that in my life, because not everybody does.
David.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Lips of an angel
The first thing thats going to happen is that youre going to see this lil turd squirt walk onto the stage holding a microphone that is roughly half the size of her entire body. Secondly, youre going to sigh a lil inside and brace yourself for another half ass performance from a lil girl who thinks they can sing...if youre lucky, she might sing OK for a 6 year old! You will probably acknowledge the panel with SIMON, the devils step son...sticking out like a black baby in a diaper commercial. You imagine him tearing this kid a new @sshole just for shits and giggles, then her running of stage, crying...never to be heard from again.
In a few seconds, youre going to start watching this clip. Soon after, you will stop whatever it is you might be doing.....
You may now close your mouth.
This is a bone chilling performance, near surreal...the feeling that something larger than all of us was somehow intertwined with this little girls voice. The fact that a sound so wonderful, so beautiful and awe inspiring...isnt supposed to shine so brightly in a darkened room from a six year old child. As if an angel was singing through her, to us.
She sang a few other times during the show, including a hit from Michael Jackson tune (Ben) from years ago when he was a kid. Never did any of those performances come close to that initial meeting of Connie -vs- the World.
Thats the only problem with unique events such as the one witnessed...we always want more, until we dont remember why we wanted it so much in the first place. The fact that something so beautiful to us, can become so jaded, so quickly...
is so, so very sad.
David.