EARTH HOUR

The weather is getting a lil bit crazy again, but it looks like spring is finally here...kinda. tomorrow we are supposed to see a high of 10, with a low of -11 for the night time...now thats UBER fu@ked up.

that brings me to EARTH hour, global warming and our overall consumption of natural resources. earth hour was this past saturday and im hoping that many participated, we have one earth...we should treat her well. I lit some candles, sat around and actually TALKED WITH SOMEONE for an extended period of time:) it seems that we are usually so "plugged in" we dont take advantage of good ole face to face conversation.

the savings/impact of earth hour...when sydney aust. led the charge last year, the one hour of awareness was the equivalent of taking 45ooo cars off the roads for an hour! consumption was down 1o% ... not bad, who am i kidding...thats GREAT!

The numbers for OTTAWA, down 4%... I kinda find that pathetic, but its a start and the nations capital got on board late in the game. But if that number didnt rise considerably, i would be extremely disappointed...we are a world leader, which means we should lead by example.

Just my opinion, that...and im RIGHT, like BIG MOUTH always is.

Blogging = Bleh

Ive had a real difficult time blogging as of late and i cant really put my finger on it, as to WHY thats been the case. Life has been pretty good as of late, no complaints...ive been doing a lot of reading, self exploration and improvement. Ive been trying to get to bed earlier, as well as wake up earlier in the morning as well.

Big news = im down to 186 pounds, last year i weighed that much for a few weeks...before that, its probably been 1o years before I was at that weight. It feels good :) I have also been eating well, chicken almost every day...with very lil cheating. I eat poorly on the weekends if I so choose to do so, to make for a good balance of being a strict calorie counter. I dont feel the need to have bad foods during the week anymore, everything is kinda back on track as far as my healthy lifestyle is concerned, so thats really good.

I have also started making more time for family. Thats the most important thing to me. Somewhere down the line i kinda lost sight of that, I always LOVED my family...but maybe didnt make enough TIME for them. Before when i was dating more frequently, I would sometimes be in town and NOT see my mother. Figuring, hey...I have to get my life in order too, im not going to meet anyone nice if im spending all my time with mommy Lol. But if i can make time for a near complete stranger in life (dating) ...i should be making time for my family. Which is why I havent been dating AT ALL, instead deciding to focus more on me (career, work ethic, friends, health, etc...) If something comes along, it comes along...ive decided that its not a priority any longer.

Im a happy person and I dont need that element in life to continue to be a happy person. But ill be happy when that special someone does come along.

David.

Hump Day...

Its wednesday, lovingly known as HUMP DAY...have you humped someone today, some...thing? If you havent, I suggets you do...just grab something and GIVER! I absolutely adore humping things, especially desks! Someone is just sitting there, doing their own thing....just like any other day. People come, people go...its all the same blah blah blah.

Add a lil spice, to a receptionists LIFE = hump her fu@king desk, do it.

In my lifetime, i have dry humped stools, desks, any type of countertop known to man kind, my dog, a pencil....as you can see, you can dry hump anything so dont limit yourself to the everyday. all I suggest is that you stay away from sharp objects. Trees are another good one, HEY...youre a nature lover, people will understand.

I leave you with this.

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; and DRY HUMP EVERYTHING YOU CAN YOUR FU@KING HANDS ON...live like it's heaven on earth."

-Mark Twain, with a lil touch from yours truly...its subtle, but powerful!

Big Mouth.

A new week...

The Easter long weekend has now come and gone, thank god i can say the same about the FLU i was suffering from. I was feeling well enough that i made it home for the weekend and my mothers kick ass turkey/ham combo!

Im still tired lots, where it seems any minute of down time i have...could potentially lead to a one hour nap LoL.

Well, its back to normal...hopefully get a lot more reading in, definitely playing more sports and getting my @ss back into the gym. Theres only a few more months before, breaking down to weeks now...before its time to sport the beach bod. Im going to try doing SIT UPS, again. FU@K I hate them, they hurt so freaking much...almost makes me wanna cry, oh well...no pain, no gain.

David.

SICK!

Fu@k i hate being sick, as my friend alex says... "it makes me wanna kick a dolphin"

THIS IS WHAT MY HEAD FEELS LIKE:

<---- notice the cranium exploding. for the slow ones that read this blog, an exploding cranium...is BAD.

THIS IS HOW I WOULD RATHER FEEL:

<---- Just like this. Fu@k, "Look at me, im a BABY, im shitting myself right now and i could care less...wanna know why, CAUSE IM A FU@KING BABY, thats why you fu@king idiot."

Well, back to my misery for the day... im sure ill feel a lot better after i spread my germs and make other people feel sick, just like ME :D

Big Mouth.

Something Different...

Here is an interesting, refreshing and unique Australian artist, Yoav.... He plays an amazing acoustic guitar, but with the use of a lil synthesizing and a repeater. This guy is truly a talented musician who can create mini symphonies with a single instrument. The first video will be the LIVE track of "Beautiful Lie" which is neat to see because it shows you all the stuff you would take for granted if you simply heard the song/video.

Im also going to include the official music video which i like a lil bit better than the LIVE version, live music makes my ears bleed. Unless, of course...that LIVE music is BILLY FU@KING IDOL! LoL.

LIVE VERSION:

OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO:

How to create a "PoP" Star

Pop music is simple, good beat, mediocre lyrics and hot chick...right, .......well never has a stereotype played out more precisely in my books. Not to say that they aren’t some talented PERFORMERS out there, just not a lot of talented singers/musicians in the genre.

At least in MY pop star era, The New Kids on The Block...could play instruments.

Big Mouth, Bitches...

Man, I need to get me some pussy...CAT, that is.

Unlike the stray cats i took in a few months back that shit and pissed all over my house, I think I have been able to work something out with this champion critter.

Big Mouth.

Remember "Last night i got Hammered...."

Well if you dont, HERE is the refresher.

Yet another recipe for disaster when deciding to have a few drinks:

Averaging 5 hours of sleep the past 6 days

Not eating the entire day before you drink

Ingesting ridiculous amounts of booze in a short period of time

Sambuca

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Sticking your finger down your throat and barfing!

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Yessir, Big Mouth has done it again... I was down on my hands and knees, cramming my middle finger down my esophagus and blowing up chunks (the first time) the second and third time was a few litres of liquid and quite possibly my liver.

Usually i have a switch that doesnt allow me to drink anymore, it says... "Hey MORON, stop drinking before you make us sick you dumb fu@k!" I guess he was taking a nap, watching porn...whatever was going on, he wasnt paying much attention.

Well, its safe to say that im NEVER going to get hammered like that again...and i mean EVER.

Of course, until i go out and get that hammered again :D

Big Mouth.